All you need to play is a copy of Andrew W.K.'s "I Get Wet" (and you already have that, right? If not, get it) and as few or as many of your friends as you'd like. We're not going to lie and say this game wasn't designed for alcohol (beer is traditional, but you can use your favorite brown liquor, malt beverage, or frou-frou mixed drinks), but you can use any beverage you'd like: water, juice, coffee, fresh-brewed iced tea, Red Bull, or power shakes. :)
So all you have to do is put on the CD. Here are the rules:
*"It's time to Party" : When he says "don't even try to deny it" you have to steal someones drink and take a sip. When he says "doing it fast when your doing it long" you have to do a quick shot. When he says "in your face"...take a sip and spit it on the person next to you. ;-)
NEW! Alternate rule: Every time he says "Party," take a drink. There is a total of 16 drinks in a minute and a half. Your webmistress must recommened you don't try this with full shots! Thanks to Joe.
*"Party Hard" : During the robotic voice in the beginning pretend to be a robot and drink your beverage. Every time he says "alright" take a sip.
*"Girls Own Love" : When he says "she'll kick you when you're down on the ground" take a sip and fall on the ground. Everytime he says "you got to make her understand that you are the man" only the men drink. Everytime he says "I need your love" only the girls drink. Chug during the whole "nanananana" part.
*"Ready to Die" : Drink every time he talks about doing a crime without the weapon(ie..we shoot without a gun, we cut without a knife). When he says "when your time is at the end, then its time to kill again" finish off your drink and pour another.
*"Take it Off" : Everytime he says "we know" drink.
*"I Love NYC" : Everytime he says "we...." scream WE ARE and drink.
*"She Is Beautiful" : When he says "I really like to get to know you"...shake hands with person next to you and drink. When he sings about hitting (ie..."giving me moves that hit from all sides" and "when you hit like that") hit the person next to you and drink. When he sings "It's all coming back, I can feel it" fake vomit..and drink. Drink whenever the "nanana"'s appear.
*"Party Til You Puke" : Attempt to sing along with this song in it's faster moments, if you can do it perfectly drink...if not your punishment is to sit out until the next song comes on. During the "go go go" part pick a person out of your crowd and make them chug through out the part.
*"Fun Night": On the lines that repeat...shout out the repeat and drink. Shit, you'll be doing this anyway during this part! Don't forget to dance during the Fun Night chorus. During the "We never stop" part....keep drinking until guitar solo.
*"Got to Do it" : When he says "Got To Do It"... drink.
*"I Get Wet" : Everytime he talks about watching (ie.."you watch what I say, watch what i do") people with glasses on drink. (those of you that don't wear glasses but want to drink....go run and find some, sunglasses count) During the "I Get Wet" chorus get a mouthful of drink, spit some of it straight in the air,.like a spout on a whale, and drink the rest.
*"Don't Stop Living In The Red" : Fall down to the ground giggling over the 35 minutes of sheer fun you just had. If you have used alcohol you are probably pretty blotto by now. Be careful about randomly making out with the people who played the game with you - always remember to use a condom!
General Rules:
*Any time anyone starts uncontrollably pumping their fist in the air, drink.
*If someone comes into the room and says something along the lines of "This music sucks," then a few minutes later starts singing along, that's a guzzle for everyone!
*Don't worry if you start having so much fun you forget to follow the rules. The main rule is have fun!
Special Bonus Game!
The "We Want Fun" Drinking Game!
This game sounds like the drinks are few and far between, but it's really just an excuse for one long guzzle. All you need for this game is the song "We Want Fun," which you can find on both the "Girls Own Juice" EP and the "She Is Beautiful" single. (Note: because there is singing during the "instrumental" part of the 2002 "Jackass" version - which rocks - this game is more suited to the older version).
All you have to do is sing along. Don't know the words? Sing along anyway (or look below for the song lyrics!). When it gets to the "We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!" part, raise your glass, and drink. There's a nice break in the singing, anyway. The next time the line comes up, drink during the duration of the drum part (pace yourself - it's longer than you might think). Sing the chorus again, and have one last drink at the end. Now, that was fun! :)
We took the stupid thing to a whole 'nother level, Oh
When we saw what we did to it all below
We took the stupid thing and we asked it a Yes or No
I took it to the ground, I took it to the ground
With a 1,2,3 it was down for the count
I took it to the floor and they raised my stupid hand and
Said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Stupidest Champion!"
We want you/fun but we want something more
You have to lay down on it
We want fun/you so get up off the floor
Don't ever lay down on it
We don't want to ever live or die
It's going to be hard but we can make it today
You got to Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Take it to play!
We want fun! So you better believe it!
We want fun! So just Love it or leave it!
We want fun! No you don't understand
You got to Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Make your demands!
We want fun! And you never can see it!
We want fun! So just take it or leave it!
We want fun Mom and Dad should just face it
WE WANT TO HAVE FUN AND WE WANT TO GET WASTED!
When we heard that the time wasn't ours to kill
We broke up into gangs and we gave them a real thrill
And when they heard we were back on the map again
Mom and Dad started getting all sad again
We want fun! More fun! More fun!
Yeah! What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun! More fun! More fun!
Yeah! What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun! More fun! More fun!
Yeah! What do we want? We know what we want!
Yeah! We want fun! More fun! More fun!
WE WANT TO HAVE FUN AND WE WANT TO GET WASTED!