Reads: Dear Chuck- I know you are a very solid dude so please understand that I was OK, I am still OK and I will always be OK! Do not fear or fret. Your friend- Andrew W.K..

The story: Kitty's partner at Satori can't stand the sight of blood and got queasy when she took the sticker off the CD, and she told Andrew about it. Chuck says it isn't his kind of thing, but he admires the attempt at ridding the world of whiny nu-metal, so he likes Andrew anyway.